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"Police today were conducting
a house-to-house search of Lugash
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"for the thief who stole the Pink Panther
diamond from the Royal Museum.
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"The only clue is a white monogrammed
man's glove with the initial 'P'."
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What do you think?
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That you didn't spend your time
just painting during my absence.
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Oh, you think I had something to do with it?
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Didn't you?
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You little beast! Three - no, four years ago -
I swore to you that I was retired.
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I've been faithful to you ever since.
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In your fashion.
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- What the hell does that mean?
- That you're being teased.
:36:44
I believe you, darling,
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but it does sound the kind of job
only the Phantom could've done.
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I mean, the Pink Panther.
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No clues
except your well-known calling card.
:36:56
Yes, I must admit...
The impostor is very clever...
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very clever indeed.
:37:03
I'm surprised half the police force of France
hasn't descended on us.
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- But of course they will!
- Without a doubt.
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But if you're innocent?
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I'm not only innocent,
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but if I decided to get back into business,
I wouldn't leave my calling card!
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- But will the police think of that?
- No.
:37:22
- But you can convince them.
- Not unless the real thief is caught.
:37:29
But then you're lost!
:37:31
If the police think you're the real thief,
then who will catch the impostor?
:37:40
Well, I...I can only think
of one person, really. Can't you?
:37:45
Charles!
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Since the alternative is prison,
I don't have much choice.
:37:51
I'm frightened.
This impostor is very clever.
:37:56
It could be dangerous.
:37:58
Oh, darling, not to worry.