:07:00
There's one no-show, Willy Clark.
You wanna wait?
:07:02
No way. The man can't remember lines.
:07:05
Drove me crazy last year
with the corn flakes.
:07:07
My first choice would be the guy
with the Kraut accent.
:07:09
He's here. He just got here.
He got held up in traffic. I told you.
:07:14
Uncle Willy, in here.
Where were you? You're over an hour late!
:07:17
I was on time. You sent me over
to a garage all the way on the West Side.
:07:21
- Who told you to go to there?
- It's on the paper.
:07:23
No, it isn't. It says East 43rd.
:07:25
I didn't trust you.
You always make mistakes.
:07:27
I've got three minutes left.
Do you wanna try this once?
:07:29
- Who's this?
- This is Mr. Walsk. He's the director.
:07:32
- Mr. Walsk, Willy Clark.
- How do you do? I'm Willy Clark.
:07:35
We met. You auditioned for me last year.
:07:36
I don't remember that.
When was that? Last year?
:07:39
Yes, that was last year.
:07:41
Mr. Clark, I am very short on time here.
I literally have about three minutes...
:07:45
so if you'd like to do it once,
that's about it.
:07:47
I'm ready. I know the whole thing.
Anytime you say.
:07:50
- Just give me 10 minutes.
- I don't have 10 minutes, Mr. Clark.
:07:53
He's ready, Mr. Walsk.
:07:55
If you'll just stand right over there,
where everyone can see you.
:07:59
- There.
- Where?
:08:00
- There is fine.
- Over here?
:08:02
Yes.
:08:04
How about over here?
The light is better here.
:08:06
Don't worry about the light.
We're not shooting yet.
:08:09
I can see you fine there.
:08:10
You're the director.
:08:12
I just thought that maybe
you'd like it better over there.
:08:16
Give him the bag.
:08:20
What's this?
:08:21
It's the product, Mr. Clark.
The potato chips.
:08:27
You got a fresher bag? This one is soggy.
:08:30
Mr. Clark, I have three minutes left.
Do you want to do this or not?
:08:34
He's only got three minutes.
:08:36
I heard the man. I'm not deaf.
I'm a professional.
:08:39
I'm ready whenever he's ready,
but the bag was soggy.
:08:42
Okay, Mr. Clark, I'm ready.
:08:44
Now, if you'll take a bite of the potato chip
and read the copy.
:08:47
- The what?
- The copy.
:08:49
They didn't give you the copy?
You didn't give it to him?
:08:52
- The lines, Uncle Willy.
- The lines. Certainly.
:08:55
Why didn't he say so?
I didn't know what the hell copy was.
:08:57
You ready?
:08:59
I'm ready. I swear to God I'm ready.