:34:00
I looked everywhere.
You purposely went out...
:34:02
so we wouldn't have to talk.
:34:03
I'll be at the club, playing cards.
:34:05
No kidding.
Can I speak to you for a minute?
:34:07
Where's your manners?
Don't you say hello?
:34:09
This is Arthur Marx, a great young singer...
:34:12
and this is Benny Friedman,
a terrific new comic.
:34:15
How do you do?
:34:16
- Now can we talk?
- Did you pick up a three of hearts?
:34:19
He'll do it. He's agreed to it all...
:34:20
the money, dates, the doctor sketch.
:34:22
He agreed to come from New Jersey
to rehearse in your hotel...
:34:25
and he was as sweet as he can be.
:34:27
Now, he's waiting for me to tell him
what time to come in...
:34:30
and then I have to call ABC
and tell them we have a deal, okay?
:34:34
- Uncle Willy, are you listening to me?
- I knock with five.
:34:37
ABC is waiting!
:34:39
What's their rush?
Are they going out of business?
:34:41
I'm calling and telling Al Lewis we have...
:34:43
Wait a minute, I don't trust him!
:34:45
He'll rehearse with me all week...
:34:46
and then he'll walk out
just before the show.
:34:48
That's what he did the last time,
the bastard.
:34:50
- He won't walk out.
- On the Ed Sullivan Show...
:34:52
he walked out on me.
Retires right in the middle of my career.
:34:55
A man can retire whenever he wants to.
:34:57
Yes, but I wasn't ready yet!
Anyway, he's sick now.
:35:00
You told me
he's got everything wrong with him.
:35:02
He's well enough
to remember his grandchildren's names.
:35:05
- It's ringing.
- Sixty-forty. All right, sixty-forty.
:35:08
I get $6,000, he gets $4,000.
:35:10
What the hell can he buy
in New Jersey, anyway?
:35:12
- It's gonna be all right. I promise you.
- Tell him I'm against it.
:35:16
I want him to know
I'll do the show with an "against it."
:35:18
He's got to be home.
I told him I would call.
:35:20
You know what he's doing?
He's practicing spitting.
:35:23
Hello, Mr. Lewis. It's Ben again.
Ben. Willy Clark's nephew.
:35:27
He forgot already.
He's got arthritis of the head.
:35:29
- It's okay, Mr. Lewis. Willy said yes.
- Yes, with an "against it."
:35:33
No, he's very anxious to do it.
:35:35
Who's anxious? Tell him I'm against it!
:35:38
Damn you, nephew! Lousy nephew!
:35:41
Monday at his hotel. How's 11:00?
What is it, a two-hour drive?
:35:44
Make it 9:00.
:35:47
No, that's the television set.
Will you shut up?
:35:52
All right, listen to me.
:35:54
If he spits or he pokes,
I'm taking him to court.
:35:58
You hear me? I'm taking him to court.
Listen to me...