:56:00
Do you want to insult me,
or rehearse the sketch?
:56:03
I would like to do both,
but we ain't got the time.
:56:05
All right. Forget about the door.
:56:07
Just stand there and say,
"Knock, knock, knock."
:56:10
- I hope I can get out again.
- I hope so, too. Knock, knock, knock.
:56:17
Enter!
:56:20
What do you mean "enter"?
What happened to "come in"?
:56:23
It's the same thing, enter or come in.
What's the difference as long as you're in?
:56:28
The difference is
we've done this sketch 11,000 times...
:56:31
and you always said "come in."
Suddenly today it's "enter."
:56:34
Why today, after all these years,
do you suddenly change it to "enter"?
:56:38
I'm trying to freshen up the act.
:56:41
Who asked you to freshen up the act?
:56:43
They asked for the doctor sketch,
didn't they?
:56:45
The doctor sketch starts with "come in"
and not "enter."
:56:48
You want to freshen up something?
Put some flowers in here.
:56:52
What's bad about "enter"
instead of "come in"?
:56:54
Because it's different.
:56:55
You know why we've been doing it
the same way for 43 years?
:56:59
- Because it's good.
- You know why we don't do it anymore?
:57:02
Because we've been doing it for 43 years.
:57:06
If we're not doing it anymore,
why are we changing it?
:57:10
You know what's wrong with you?
:57:11
You've been sitting on a New Jersey porch
for too long. You're out of touch.
:57:15
From my window here...
:57:17
I see everything
that's going on in the world.
:57:19
Here. I see old people...
:57:22
I see young people,
nice people, bad people.
:57:25
I see holdups, I see drug addicts,
ambulances, car crashes...
:57:29
jumpers from buildings. I see everything.
:57:33
You see a lawnmower and the milkman.
:57:38
That's why you want to say "enter"
instead of "come in"?
:57:40
Are you listening to me?
:57:44
Why, there's someone else in the room?
:57:46
You don't know the first thing
that's going on today.
:57:49
Did you ever hear the expression
"that's where it's at"?
:57:52
This is where it's at,
and that's where I am!
:57:57
I see. Did you ever hear the expression:
:57:59
"You don't know
what you're talking about"?