The Sunshine Boys
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1:31:03
We have to do something,
and we have to do it quickly.

1:31:06
I can't think about it today.
I'm tired. I'm gonna take a nap.

1:31:10
- Want to hear my suggestion?
- Don't you see me napping?

1:31:14
I'd like you to move in with me
and Helen and the kids.

1:31:17
We have a spare room,
and I think you'd be very comfortable.

1:31:22
Did you hear what I said?
1:31:23
- Forget it.
- Why?

1:31:25
I don't like your kids. They're too noisy.
1:31:27
The little one hit me in the head
with a baseball bat.

1:31:30
I've seen you talk to them
for hours about vaudeville...

1:31:33
and have the time of your life.
1:31:34
If I stopped talking,
they'd hit me with the bat.

1:31:36
No offense, but I'm not moving in
with your children.

1:31:39
Get rid of them, then we'll talk.
1:31:41
It's because Al Lewis
lives with his family, isn't it?

1:31:43
You're trying to prove some stupid point
about being independent.

1:31:46
Make your second suggestion.
1:31:50
All right.
1:31:52
Now, don't jump when I say this,
it's not as bad as it sounds.

1:31:55
Say it.
1:31:58
There's the actors' home in New Jersey.
1:32:00
- It's as bad as it sounds.
- You're wrong.

1:32:01
Helen and I saw the place.
1:32:03
They showed us all around.
I couldn't believe how beautiful it was.

1:32:06
You went out there?
You didn't even have the decency...

1:32:08
to wait until I turned down living
with you and your rotten kids?

1:32:11
I just went out to investigate.
There are no commitments.

1:32:14
The old actors' home.
The first booking you got me in 10 years.

1:32:18
It's on a lake. It's got 25 wooded acres.
1:32:21
They put on shows
for themselves every weekend.

1:32:24
It's all old actors.
What could be better for you?

1:32:26
It's in New Jersey. I hate New Jersey.
1:32:28
I'm sorry they ever finished
the George Washington Bridge.

1:32:32
I promise you...
1:32:33
if you ever spend one day there
you're not happy...

1:32:36
you can come back and move in with me.
1:32:38
That's my choice:
The baseball bat or New Jersey.

1:32:45
All right?
1:32:49
I feel a lot better about everything.
1:32:52
What about you?
1:32:56
What do you mean, what about me?
1:32:59
Does this mean that you won't come up
to see me anymore?


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