1:26:04
Wrong.
1:26:06
That would've been so obvious,
a child could have guessed.
1:26:10
No, colleagues.
What you seem to overlook...
1:26:13
...is the most simple
and direct solution.
1:26:16
That l am indeed Lionel Twain.
1:26:22
You've all been so clever
for so long...
1:26:27
...you've forgotten to be humble.
1:26:29
You've tricked and fooled
your readers for years.
1:26:33
You've tortured us with
surprise endings that made no sense.
1:26:36
You've introduced characters at the
end that weren't in the book before!
1:26:42
You've withheld
clues and information...
1:26:45
...that made it impossible for us
to guess who did it.
1:26:49
But now the tables are turned.
1:26:53
Millions of angry mystery readers...
1:26:57
...are now getting their revenge.
1:27:00
When the world learns
l've outsmarted you...
1:27:03
...they'll be selling your $1 .95 books
for 1 2 cents.
1:27:08
It's checkout time,
ladies and gentlemen.
1:27:10
I have your bills ready.
1:27:14
Credit cards will be accepted.
1:27:36
-Even the scorpion was a fake?
-Everything. The bridge, the maid.
1:27:41
-But you're sure about the scorpion?
-Positive.
1:27:45
Even the fog. He made that with
a dry ice machine. See.
1:27:49
How awfully unromantic.
1:27:56
Then if he really
was Lionel Twain...
1:27:59
-...you must really be Sam Diamond.
-That's right, baby.