:13:02
l know. Sometimes l ask myself
how l'd stand up under torture.
:13:06
You? You kidding?
:13:08
The Gestapo would take away your charge
card, and you'd tell 'em everything.
:13:12
That movie makes me feel guilty.
:13:14
lt's supposed to.
:13:17
- Alvy, l--
- What?
:13:20
What's the matter?
:13:23
lt's not natural.
We're sleeping in a bed together.
:13:26
lt's been a long time!
:13:28
lt's just, l mean--
:13:31
l've got to sing tomorrow night,
so l have to rest my voice.
:13:34
lt's always some kind of an excuse.
You used to think l was very sexy.
:13:37
When we first started going out,
we had sex constantly.
:13:40
We're probably listed in
The Guiness Book of World Records.
:13:43
lt'll pass. l'm going
through a phase, that's all.
:13:46
You've been married before.
You know how things can get.
:13:49
You were very hot
for Allison at first.
:13:56
You know that you're on right
after Chris Brown, in about 20 minutes.
:14:00
Excuse me.
When do l go on?
:14:02
Who are you?
:14:04
Alvy Singer.
:14:07
- l'm the comedian.
- Oh, comedian.
:14:09
Oh, you're on next.
:14:12
What do you mean "next"?
:14:15
You're on right after this act.
:14:17
- lt can't be, because he's a comic.
- Yes.
:14:20
- You're putting on two comics in a row?
- Why not?
:14:23
No, l'm sorry. l'm not going to go on
after another comedian.
:14:26
- lt's okay.
- No. They're laughing. l'd rather not.
:14:31
Will you relax, please?
They're going to love you.
:14:33
l know. l prefer not to.
Look, they're laughing at him.
:14:37
What are you telling me?
They'll laugh at him a few minutes.
:14:39
Then l've got to get laughs, too.
How much can they laugh?
:14:42
- They're laughed out.
- Do you feel all right?
:14:45
Jesus.
:14:48
- What's your name?
- Allison.
:14:51
Yeah? Allison what?
:14:54
Portchnik.
:14:56
- Portchnik? That's nice.
- Thank you.