:16:01
l don't know why they would have me
at this kind of rally...
:16:04
'cause l'm not essentially
a political comedian.
:16:08
l interestingly had dated a woman...
:16:12
in the Eisenhower administration,
briefly.
:16:16
lt was ironic to me...
:16:20
'cause l was trying to do to her...
:16:22
what Eisenhower's been doing
to the country for the last eight years.
:16:30
l'm sorry.
l can't go through with this.
:16:32
l can't get it off my mind!
lt's obsessing me!
:16:35
l'm getting tired of it.
l need your attention.
:16:38
But it doesn't make any sense.
He drove past the book depository...
:16:43
and the police said conclusively
that it was an exit wound.
:16:46
So how is it possible for Oswald
to have fired from two angles at once?
:16:50
lt doesn't make sense!
:16:54
l'll tell you this.
He was not marksman enough...
:16:57
to hit a moving target at that range.
:17:00
But if there was a second assassin--
:17:04
- That's it!
- We've been through this.
:17:07
They recovered the shells
from that rifle.
:17:10
What are you saying now?
:17:12
That everybody on the Warren Commission
is in on this conspiracy, right?
:17:16
Why not?
:17:18
- Earl Warren?
- Honey, l don't know Earl Warren.
:17:22
Lyndon Johnson?
:17:24
Lyndon Johnson is a politician!
:17:27
You know the ethics those guys have.
lt's a notch underneath child molester.
:17:31
Then everybody's in on the conspiracy.
:17:34
The FBl and the ClA and J. Edgar Hoover,
the oil companies...
:17:39
the Pentagon, the men's-room attendant
at the White House?
:17:43
l would leave out
the men's-room attendant.
:17:46
You're using this conspiracy theory
as an excuse to avoid sex with me.
:17:51
Oh, my God!
She's right.
:17:55
Why did l turn off Allison Portchnik?
:17:57
She was beautiful. She was willing.
She was real intelligent.