:18:01
ls it the old Groucho Marx joke...
:18:04
that l don't want to belong to any club
that would have me for a member?
:18:08
- Alvy, don't panic!
- lt's a mistake...
:18:12
to bring a live thing in the house.
:18:14
Don't do that.
:18:16
Maybe we should call the police.
Dial 911. lt's the lobster squad.
:18:19
They're only baby ones.
For God sakes.
:18:22
- lf they're babies, you pick them up.
- All right! All right!
:18:25
- Here you go!
- Don't give it to me.
:18:28
Look! One crawled
behind the refrigerator.
:18:32
lt'll turn up in our bed at night.
Get out of here with that thing!
:18:37
Talk to him.
You speak shellfish.
:18:40
Hey, put it in the pot.
:18:43
l can't. l can't put a live thing
in hot water.
:18:46
What d'you think we were going to do,
take him to the movies?
:18:49
Good. Oh, thank you.
:18:51
Okay, it's in.
lt's definitely in the pot.
:18:54
Annie, there's a big lobster
behind the refrigerator.
:18:57
l can't get it out.
This thing's heavy.
:19:00
Maybe if l put a dish of butter sauce
here, it'll run out the other side.
:19:04
l'm going to get my camera.
:19:06
l think if l could pry--
:19:08
We should have gotten steaks, 'cause
they don't have legs and run around.
:19:15
- Pick this lobster up. Hold it, please.
- You're going to take pictures now?
:19:19
Alvy, it'll be wonderful.
Oh, lovely!
:19:22
- lt's disgusting.
- One more, please? One more.
:19:26
Good!
:19:28
Here's what l want to know.
Am l your first, big romance?
:19:34
- Who was?
- There was Dennis from high school.
:19:38
Local kid who'd meet you in front
of the movie house on Saturday night?
:19:43
- You should've seen how l looked then.
- l can imagine. An astronaut's wife.
:19:48
- Then there was Jerry, the actor.
- Look at you.
:19:51
You're such a clown.
:19:53
- l look pretty.
- You always do. But that guy with you!
:19:56
Acting is like an exploration
of the soul. lt's very religious.