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Let me explain.
l'll open with an opening song.
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The music will start.
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l walk out.
Place looks wonderful from here
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You folks look wonderful from here
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And seeing you there
With a smile on your face
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Makes me shout
This must be the place
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l stop, and then l open with some jokes.
That's where l need you.
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l'll say, "l just got back from Canada.
They speak a lot of French.
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The only word to know is 'John Dark.' lt
means the light's out in the bathroom.
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- l met a big lumberjack."
- Jesus, this guy's pathetic.
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Look at him mincing around.
Boy, thinks he's real cute.
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You want to throw up.
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lf only l had the nerve
to do my own jokes.
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l don't know how much longer l can keep
this smile frozen on my face.
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l'm in the wrong business.
l know it.
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"But, cherie...
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what will l do with this, eh?"
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He says, "Oh, Marie,
sometime you make me so mad!"
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They scream at that.
Write me something like that, will you?
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Kind of a French number.
Can you do it?
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Where am l?
l have to reorient myself.
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This is the University
of Wisconsin, right?
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Because l'm always tense
when l'm playing a college.
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l have a bad history with colleges.
l went to New York University.
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And l was thrown out of NYU
my freshman year...
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for cheating on my metaphysics final.
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l looked within the soul
of the boy sitting next to me.
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My mother, an emotionally high-strung
woman, locked herself in the bathroom...
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and took an overdose
of mah-jongg tiles.
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l was depressed at that time.
l was in analysis.
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l was suicidal, as a matter of fact,
and would have killed myself...
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but l was in analysis
with a strict Freudian.
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And if you kill yourself, they make you
pay for the sessions you miss.