:50:01
Next he'll find you're keen and peachy.
Then he'll have his hand on your ass.
:50:05
You've had hostility towards David
ever since l mentioned him.
:50:08
- You call your teacher David?
- lt's his name.
:50:10
lt's a Biblical name, right?
Does he call you Bathsheba?
:50:14
Alvy, you're the one who never wanted
to make a real commitment.
:50:18
You don't think l'm smart enough.
We had that argument last month...
:50:21
or don't you remember that day?
:50:26
- l'm home!
- How'd it go?
:50:28
lt was really weird,
but she's a very nice woman.
:50:31
l didn't have to lie on the couch.
She had me sitting up.
:50:35
l told her about the family
and my feelings towards men...
:50:39
and my relationship with my brother.
:50:41
Then she mentioned penis envy.
Do you know about that?
:50:44
l'm one of the few males
who suffers from that. Go on.
:50:49
She said l was guilty about my impulses
towards marriage and children.
:50:53
Then, l remembered, when l was a kid, l
accidentally saw my parents making love.
:50:58
All this happened the first hour?
That's amazing.
:51:00
l've been going for 15 years.
l don't have nothing like that.
:51:04
l told her my dream,
and then l cried.
:51:06
You cried. l've never once cried.
That's fantastic to me.
:51:10
l whine.
l sit and l whine.
:51:12
ln my dream, Frank Sinatra is holding
this pillow across my face...
:51:16
and l can't breathe.
:51:18
He's strangling me.
:51:21
Sure, because he's a singer,
and you're a singer. lt's perfect.
:51:23
You're trying to suffocate yourself.
lt makes perfect sense.
:51:27
That's a perfect analytic insight.
:51:29
She said your name was Alvy Singer.
:51:33
- What do you mean, me?
- Yeah, you.
:51:35
Because in the dream,
l break Sinatra's glasses.
:51:38
You never said Sinatra had glasses.
Are you saying l'm suffocating you?
:51:43
God, l did this really terrible thing
to him...
:51:46
because then when he sang,
it was in this real high-pitch voice.
:51:51
- What'd the doctor say?
- l should come five times a week.
:51:55
l don't think l mind analysis at all.
The question is, will it change my wife?