Annie Hall
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- Will it change your wife?
- Will it change my life?

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- But you said "wife."
- No, l said "life."

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- No, you said "wife."
- "Life!" l said "life."

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She said "wife." You heard that,
because you were there. l'm not crazy.

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Then l told her l didn't think
you'd ever take me seriously...

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because you don't think
l'm smart enough.

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Why do you bring that up? Because l
encourage you to take adult education?

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lt's a wonderful thing. You meet
wonderful, interesting professors.

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Adult education is junk. The professors
are phony. How can you do it?

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l don't care what you say about David.
He's a fine teacher.

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And why are you following me around?
We should call this relationship quits.

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That's fine. That's great.
l don't know what l did wrong.

:52:42
Somewhere she cooled off to me.
ls it something that l did?

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lt's never something you do.
That's how people are. Love fades.

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Love fades.
God, that's a depressing thought.

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l have to ask you a question.
Don't go any further.

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With your wife, in bed, does she need
some kind of artificial stimulation...

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like marijuana?
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We use a large vibrating egg.
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A large vibrating egg.
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l ask a psychopath,
l get that kind of answer. Jesus!

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You look like a very happy couple.
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- Are you?
- Yeah.

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How do you account for it?
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l'm very shallow and empty,
and l have no ideas...

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and nothing interesting to say.
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- l'm exactly the same way.
- l see.

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That's interesting. So you've
managed to work out something?

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Right.
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Thanks for talking to me.
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Even as a kid, l went for the wrong
women. l think that's my problem.

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When my mother took me
to see Snow White...

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everyone fell in love with Snow White,
and l fell for the wicked queen.

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- We never have any fun anymore.
- How can you say that?

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Why not? You're always
leaning on me to improve myself.

:53:51
You're upset. You must be
getting your period.

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l don't get a period. l'm a cartoon
character. Can't l be upset sometimes?

:53:58
Max, forget about Annie.
l know lots of women you can date.


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