1:11:00
lt's really a thrill, as you know.
1:11:03
On my agent's advice, l sold out
and am going to do a TV appearance.
1:11:07
That's not it at all.
Alvy's giving an award on TV.
1:11:10
You act like you're violating
a moral issue.
1:11:12
lt's so phony. We have to leave New York
during Christmas. lt kills me.
1:11:17
Listen, while you're in California,
could you score some coke for me?
1:11:22
Sure, be glad to. l'll just put it
in the hollow heel on my boot.
1:11:27
- How much is this stuff?
- About $2,000 an ounce.
1:11:32
Really?
And what is the kick of it?
1:11:46
l've never been so relaxed
as l have been since l moved out here.
1:11:50
l want you to see my house.
l live next to Hugh Hefner.
1:11:54
And the women are like in Playboy,
but they can move their arms and legs.
1:11:58
l can't get over that
this is really Beverly Hills.
1:12:02
The architecture is really consistent.
There's French next to Spanish...
1:12:05
next to Tudor next to Japanese.
1:12:07
lt's so clean out here.
1:12:09
Because they don't throw garbage away.
They make it into TV shows.
1:12:13
- Give us a break. lt's Christmas.
- Can you believe this is Christmas?
1:12:18
lt was snowing and really gray
in New York.
1:12:22
Nice. Santa Claus
will have sun stroke.
1:12:24
Max, there's no crime,
there's no mugging.
1:12:28
There's no economic crime...
1:12:30
but there's ritual,
religious cult murders.
1:12:33
There's wheat-germ
killers out here.
1:12:35
While you're out here,
l want you to see my TV show.
1:12:38
And we're invited
to a big Christmas party.
1:12:52
Charlie, give me a good laugh here.
1:12:58
A little bigger.