:09:01
My name's Martin. Yours is Alan.
:09:06
Won't you sit down?
:09:08
For today, l just want a few simple facts.
:09:14
ls this your full name? Alan Strang?
:09:19
And you're 1 7, is that right? 1 7?
:09:26
You work in an electrical shop
during the week.
:09:29
Electrical and kitchenware.
:09:35
Doub/e your p/easure, doub/e your fun,
with doub/e-good, Doub/emint gum
:09:41
Let's see, you live with your parents,
and your father's a printer.
:09:45
What does he print?
:09:47
Doub/e your p/easure, doub/e your fun,
with doub/e-good, Doub/emint gum
:09:51
Does he do leaflets, calendars?
Things like that?
:09:53
Try the taste of Martini,
the most beautifu/ drink in the wor/d
:09:58
/t's the bright one, the right one,
that's Martini
:10:02
l wish you'd sit down to sing.
You'd be more comfortable.
:10:06
There's on/y one T in Typhoo,
in packets and in teabags, too
:10:10
Any way you make it,
you'// know that it's true
:10:12
There's on/y one T in Typhoo
:10:16
That's a good song.
:10:17
l like that better than the other two.
Sing that one again.
:10:21
Doub/e your p/easure, doub/e your fun,
with doub/e-good, doub/e-good....
:10:34
Now, listen.
:10:36
This is not a loony bin. lt's not a prison.
:10:39
lf you behave yourself,
you'll have a reasonably all right time.
:10:44
lf you don't, you'll be packed off
to a mental hospital...
:10:47
and you'll find things much more restricted.
So it's up to you.
:10:51
You'll be seeing me every day.
:10:53
Your session will last exactly 45 minutes.
:10:57
And l expect you to be absolutely on time.
All right?