:35:01
I am a qualified cooper's apprentice.
:35:05
Cooper's apprentice?
:35:07
Well, what a coincidence.
I'm a cooper myself.
:35:11
You may even have heard of me.
Wat Dabney.
:35:15
Wat Dabney!
:35:17
Not the Wat Dabney?
lnventor of the inverted firkin?
:35:21
The very same, lad.
:35:23
Now, if I can't get a job here,
what chance have you got?
:35:27
Come here. Here.
You see that plaque?
:35:32
There, under the barrel.
That's a guild sign.
:35:36
To work there,
you've got to be a guild member.
:35:40
But you're not,
and I'm not and not likely to be.
:35:44
That's not fair.
:35:45
Fair or not,
guilds have the town sewn up.
:35:49
-Morning.
-What am I gonna do?
:35:52
It's no good going around
with a long face.
:35:55
I did for weeks. Nearly starved.
:35:57
Then only this morning,
I thought of this.
:36:02
Hey....
:36:04
Maybe we could team up together.
:36:08
Sure.
:36:09
-All we've got to do is--
-No. Goodbye.
:36:13
I think it's a one-man business.
:36:15
What a golden chance he's missing.
:36:47
Attention! Attention...
:36:50
...ladies and gentlemen, please.
:36:53
In my humble capacity
as herald to His--
:36:57
Magnificence, King Bruno
the Questionable...