:02:05
Do you remember the Kalitins?
:02:08
Ksyusha Kalitina, that plump girl...
:02:11
I had an affair with her
which was even more annoying.
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I kept calling on them,
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putting her mother to great expenses
in terms of coffee.
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We took walks on shady paths.
I was young and timid then.
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So once they made me stay
for the night.
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Well, I stayed for the night.
I went to bed.
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And in the middle of the night,
you know...
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The door opens,
and an old woman appears in my room.
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She was about eighty, absolutely deaf,
and with an enema bag in her hands.
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And, pardon me,
she gave me an enema.
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I didn't resist. I decided
it was a custom at their house.
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And in the morning I found out
that she just got the wrong room.
:03:10
After that, of course, I stopped
visiting them as a suitor.
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- And what's even more funny...
- It's neither funny, nor proper!
:03:20
Thank you! My flesh is yearning for
a smoke. I haven't smoked today yet.
:03:25
Last winter at the opera
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I saw a young man cry
under the impact of beautiful music.
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- Do you think it's good?
- It's very good.
:03:37
Then tell me, please,
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why the ladies and gentlemen
around him were smiling?
:03:44
Smiling at what?
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- Porfiry Semyonovich.
- I'm listening.
:03:50
It's them, simple people like him,
are the keepers of morality.
:03:57
In them is the salvation of our idea.