:16:01
Of course I'm using my room tonight.
You want to use the room?
:16:04
I fell in love about a half hour ago
with this chick over there.
:16:07
I think she's a professional dancer.
She's got some pair of legs.
:16:10
You know, very leggy.
You know what I mean, don't you?
:16:11
- How long you gonna be?
- An hour, maybe two, maybe less.
:16:14
All right.
but use the bathroom.
:16:16
Why didn't you bring them
over to the table?
:16:18
There's only two.
The other two had to go to work.
:16:20
So there's one for me and one for you.
:16:22
- Oh, okay.
- All right?
:16:26
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Are these the girls?
:16:27
Yeah, why?
:16:28
- These are the broads right here?
- Yeah.
:16:33
Which one is yours?
:16:34
- I got the blonde.
- You got the blonde?
:16:36
That means I have the brunette.
:16:37
She's a total pain in the ass, man.
:16:40
You know how much time I just
spent with her trying to make her?
:16:42
I spent 20 minutes
giving her every routine I knew.
:16:44
It didn't even work.
There was nothing! Nothing!
:16:46
- The one over there?
- Yeah, the one over there.
:16:48
That one, the WAC.
:16:50
What's the matter with you?
Maybe the other one will go.
:16:52
You know how girls are...
one goes, the other doesn't.
:16:54
You got the good one.
I got the bad one.
:16:57
I'm excited.
It's V-J Day, man!
:16:59
You know. I want to get laid.
What's happening here?
:17:03
Oh, look at her now.
Oh, ho ho, look at that.
:17:07
Look how cocky she is.
:17:11
You know what I'm going to do?
You go over there.
:17:13
and you tell her that
I was wounded in action.
:17:16
Tell her I was wounded in action.
I just got out of the hospital.
:17:19
and I'm a little shy
and a little nervous.
:17:21
Tell her I'm sensitive.
Lay it on like I'm a war hero.
:17:24
- A war hero.
- Okay.
:17:26
Not too heavy, indirect, okay?
:17:28
I'll wait here.
and then I'll come over.
:17:30
Lay it on her real well
because I want to get her.
:17:33
You understand? I'm gonna
really screw with this one.
:17:34
Leave it up to me, okay?
:17:36
Wait, wait, wait...
all right, okay.
:17:39
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Tell me what you're going to do.
:17:43
Don't worry. Leave it up to me.
You know how I am with girls.
:17:45
What else about
the other thing, though?
:17:47
I'm sensitive.
:17:49
Sensitive, sensitive.
:17:51
Sensitive. Oh, you're sensitive.
Oh, right, right, right, okay.
:17:56
Wait, wait.
What am I doing?
:17:58
For her. I'm doing all this?