1:13:00
God, Joe, did we ever get shitfaced!
1:13:03
And Jacky told everybody he was gonna
get Jill back even if he had to beg her.
1:13:08
- I told him not to do that.
- Oh, I think he shoulda.
1:13:11
She was a dynamite broad.
1:13:15
- God, did we get shitfaced.
- I liked Jacky.
1:13:18
- Yeah. He could've been great.
- Yeah.
1:13:23
And remember
I went up to your room afterwards
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and you were dressed
in chick's clothes?
1:13:29
Yeah, you had on
this black bra with tassels.
1:13:33
You were dancing in front of a mirror
with this kinda zebra-skin jockstrap.
1:13:38
Remember how I screamed at you
when you started comin' on to me
1:13:41
and I just said "Jesus, stop it, Joe.
I'm ashamed of you."
1:13:44
Damn you.
1:13:46
I wanted to tell you
that I forgot the whole thing.
1:13:49
Years have passed.
Now I'm sexually liberated.
1:13:52
I don't care who's a fag no more.
I mean, who cares?
1:13:54
It's natural. It's all around us.
1:13:59
Who's the owner, Joe?
1:14:02
He's probably calling Florida.
See how the sale is going.
1:14:07
I was in Florida once, on a Southern tour,
1:14:10
where I met this little redhead
who was an underwater specialist.
1:14:15
The first thing she says to me
was "Come on out by the pool."
1:14:20
So I went out, and she comes
leaping out with this banner,
1:14:25
wearing nothing
but this little see-through wet suit.
1:14:28
(laughs)
1:14:29
- Hey, Reg, I want a chair by the pool.
- I want some snatch by the pool.
1:14:33
- Reg, you want a Coke?
- No, I can't.
1:14:35
I'm tapin' an interview at the station.
They're playin' it at four. Don't miss it.
1:14:40
That was some road trip. Six straight wins
and a whole new rash of penalty minutes.
1:14:44
Well, we got a whole new attitude.
1:14:46
What about the Hanson brothers?
They're not just bullies?
1:14:49
Just bullies?
They scare the bejesus outta everybody!
1:14:52
- Deliberately?
- Well...
1:14:56
I'd like the folks to come down and watch
us cream them punks from Syracuse.