Slap Shot

(French accent) Well, icing happen when
the puck come down, bang, you know,

before the other guys,
nobody there, you know.

My arm go comes out,
then the game stop then start up.

I see. What is high-sticking?
High-sticking happen when the guy take
the stick, you know, and he go like that.

You don't do that. Oh, no. Never, never.
- Why not?
- Against the rules.

You stupid when you do that,
some English pig with no brains...

Denis, what is slashing?
Slashing is like that, you know?
Mm-hm. And there's a penalty for that?
- Yeah. And for trip also, you know.
- Oh?

Like that. And for hook like this.
- And for spear, you know, like that.
- Mm-hm.

All bad. You do that,
you go to the box, you know.

Two minutes by yourself,
and you feel shame, you know.

- Mm-hm.
- And then you get free.

The Chiefs are at home against
Hyannisport at the War Memorial at eight.

Good seats are still available.
- A look at sports.
- I think that went very well.

At defence, for the Chiefs,
number five, Billy Charlebois.

At centre tonight for the Chiefs, number
seven, player-coach Reggie Dunlop.

Dunlop, you stink!
At left wing, number ten, Ned Braden.
I hate you, Braden!
Playing right wing,
number 14, Jean-Guy Drouin!

Frog pussy!
Gentlemen, ournational anthem.
(ยง organ plays
"The Star-Spangled Banner")