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:13:00
- We go on the road tomorrow mor...
- (drink can opens)

:13:04
We're on the road in the morning.
:13:07
- Bus leaves the War Memorial at 8am.
- I gave you a quarter at the bus station.

:13:11
Give me another dime.
I'm savin' a dime to call Mom.

:13:14
Jesus Christ.
:13:20
You cheap son of a bitch.
Are you crazy? Those guys are retards!

:13:24
I got a good deal on those boys. The
scout said they showed a lot of promise.

:13:29
They brought their fuckin' toys with 'em!
:13:31
I'd rather have 'em play with
their toys than with themselves.

:13:35
They're too dumb
to play with themselves.

:13:37
Every piece of garbage on the market,
you gotta buy it!

:13:40
Reg. Reg, that reminds me.
:13:43
I was coachin' in Omaha in 1948
:13:45
and Eddie Shore sends me this guy
that's a terrible masturbator.

:13:49
Couldn't control himself.
He would get deliberate penalties

:13:53
so he could get into
the penalty box all by himself,

:13:56
and damned if he wouldn't, you know...
:13:59
- Oh, Joe. Jesus.
- What was his name?

:14:04
(ยง "Right Back Where We Started From"
by Maxine Nightingale)

:14:21
"To see the three Chiefs
make a scoring rush,

:14:24
the bright colours of their jerseys...
flashing against the milky ice,

:14:29
was to see a work of art in motion."
That's good writin', Dickie.

:14:33
- I tried to capture the spirit of it.
- You did.

:14:38
- Want a beer to go along with that?
- It's ridiculous for us to be here.

:14:42
We stick out like a couple of sore thumbs.
:14:44
- I'm doin' what I like right here.
- It's making you crazy too.

:14:48
- You're turning into a zombie.
- I don't wanna have a stinkin' fight again.

:14:52
"Rookie goalie Denis Lemieux, continuing
his brilliant first season with the Chiefs..."

:14:58
Il parle de la game d'hier, ecoute ca.

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