Smokey and the Bandit
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:05:04
Oh, I love your suits.
:05:06
It must be a bitch gettin' a size
68 extra-fat and a 12 dwarf.

:05:10
I came to make a deal. What's he get
if he wins this truck rodeo thing?

:05:15
- (BANDIT) If?!
- $5,000, Daddy.

:05:18
- Chicken-shit money.
- Just what the hell you want, anyway?

:05:22
You to get out of this dumb-ass rodeo
and accept a real challenge.

:05:31
(BANDIT) Gettin' to Texarkana and back
in 28 hours, that's no problem.

:05:36
- It ain't never been done before, hotshit.
- Watch your language, little lady.

:05:41
The problem is that Coors beer.
:05:43
You take that east of Texas
and that's, uh...that's bootleggin'.

:05:48
I believe you're just a little bit scared.
:05:50
Great psychology. Why don't you say
somethin' bad about my mother?

:05:54
- Your mama is so ugly...
- Look, you make this run for me.

:05:57
These Peterbilts are worth $80,000.
:05:59
That comes to about three grand
an hour if you make it in 28 hours.

:06:05
How about that for a challenge?
:06:07
- Dad, I don't believe that that's necess...
- Never mind.

:06:10
Wait a minute. Why do you
want that beer so bad?

:06:12
Because he's thirsty, dummy.
:06:15
You see, I got a boy runnin' tomorrow
in the Southern Classic.

:06:19
When he wins,
I wanna celebrate in style.

:06:22
- How much style?
- Well, I got a few friends and me.

:06:26
400 cases.
:06:28
- 400 cases...?
- Well?

:06:32
- Well, let me see your cash.
- Big Enos's word is gold.

:06:37
All right, show him the cash.
:06:40
- Go ahead, Little.
- Shit.

:06:45
Let's see. There's 400 cases of beer,
I'll need the cash for that.

:06:48
No problem. Go ahead, boy.
:06:51
New car. Gotta have a new car
to block for the truck.

:06:54
- OK. Go ahead, boy.
- I'd like to kick his ass just once.


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