1:16:07
Read him his rights, Junior.
1:16:10
You have the right to remain silent.
1:16:12
Anything you say may be held
against you in a court of law. And...
1:16:16
What's all this about?
1:16:19
Oh, hello, Officer!
Glad you're here to assist me.
1:16:23
My name is Sheriff Buford T. Justice.
1:16:26
I have just apprehended the Bandit.
1:16:29
No, sir. You just apprehended my captain.
1:16:35
- Take the cuffs off, Junior.
- But, Daddy, we just...
1:16:38
Take the cuffs off, you moose twit.
1:16:47
May I express my feelings
about inconveniencing you...
1:16:53
But if you gonna hang out
in these kinda joints...
1:16:56
wear a badge on your didie.
1:17:11
(SIREN WAILS)
1:17:13
(WHISTLES TUNE)
1:17:18
Oh, no.
1:17:21
Hey, Bandit. Listen to this.
1:17:23
(SIREN)
1:17:25
You know who that is?
That's Mr Evel Knievel.
1:17:28
He snuck in my back door
when I wasn't lookin'.
1:17:30
Give me a hand, or we gonna be
in a heap of trouble.
1:17:33
- Please roger that transmission.
- Hold on to Fred. Here comes the cavalry.
1:17:49
- Howdy, Officer.
- How ya doin'?
1:17:51
Give me your licence and manifest, boy.
You know you was goin' 96 miles an hour?
1:17:57
- I was doin' 96...
- You're damn right, you was.
1:17:59
I didn't know this truck could do 96.