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:05:17
Margo, that's him.
:05:19
Jeez, Charles,
he doesn't look so hot to me.

:05:22
Let me tell you, kiddo,
Ira Wells used to be one of the greats.

:05:29
Whatever it is, Charlie, the answer is no.
:05:32
What do you mean no?
Did I say a word? Did I?

:05:35
- No.
- Yeah.

:05:36
Ira, Margo. Margo, Ira.
:05:38
- Mr. Wells...
- Margo here's a pal of mine.

:05:40
How do you feel about cats?
:05:44
- I beg your pardon?
- Cats. How do you feel about them?

:05:46
I'm not sure.
:05:48
What I mean is that
somebody stole Winston.

:05:51
- Somebody stole who?
- Winston, my cat.

:05:54
Somebody stole him.
I have a picture of him.

:05:56
- What the hell is she talking about?
- I wanna show it to you.

:05:59
See, Brian stole Winston.
:06:01
And he said he would strangle him
if I don't pay him the money.

:06:04
Margo owes this guy $500 for a long time.
:06:06
Come on, Charles,
six months is hardly a long time.

:06:09
He gets PO'd at her...
:06:10
and steals the cat and threatens to kill it
if she doesn't give the dough.

:06:14
- So pay him.
- I can't pay him.

:06:16
I don't have the money to pay him.
:06:18
I see. You want me to find the guy
that stole your cat and bring it back, right?

:06:22
- Thanks, pal.
- He's easy to identify.

:06:24
I can't help you out.
Try the fire department.

:06:27
- I'm out of the business.
- His collar is...

:06:30
Come on, this is the kind of play
you can handle easy.

:06:32
Mr. Wells, if it's money...
:06:35
I had planned to offer you $25.
I have it right here.

:06:39
- Charlie, how long have I known you?
- I don't know, 16, 17 years.

:06:43
In all that time, did you
ever hear of Ira Wells taking a two-bit job?

:06:47
I heard what you said.
:06:50
This is not a two-bit job.
:06:53
I mean, if I offended you,
I'm very sorry, and I apologize...

:06:57
because I didn't mean to offend
the great Ira Wells.


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