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:56:00
and get a private detective's license.
:56:02
If we teamed up, we'd be great together.
:56:05
That's just what this town
has been waiting for.

:56:07
A broken-down old private eye
with a bum leg and a hearing aid...

:56:10
and a fruitcake like you.
:56:14
I don't know. You're not so old.
:56:18
If you lost a few pounds...
:56:22
and stopped wearing those baggy suits,
you'd look 10 years younger.

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Anyway, we'd be a team.
We'd be working together.

:56:31
Don't you get it?
:56:33
You've got the experience,
and I'm this very on-top-of-it person.

:56:36
This could be big bucks for us.
:56:38
The more I think about this,
the better an idea I think it is.

:56:43
This is the most fantastic thing.
:56:45
The apartment next door is vacant,
I just remembered.

:56:48
You could move right in there.
This could be perfect. We could...

:56:52
It would be like a duplex,
a kind of suite of offices.

:56:57
I think that would be perfect.
We could have cards printed up.

:57:00
I feel it. I have that intuitive kind of thing.
:57:03
I wouldn't mind having you next door.
It'd be okay.

:57:05
- I got to go.
- I could stand the company.

:57:07
I wouldn't mind it. I know
what you're going to say. Don't start.

:57:11
You're gonna say,
"There's gonna be problems."

:57:13
Of course there's gonna be problems,
because that's what life is.

:57:16
If I were really truthful with you,
and I'm gonna be truthful...

:57:20
in my mind,
you're a pretty old-school kind of person...

:57:25
kind of old-fashioned and everything.
:57:27
And I don't have to tell you
that I'm kind of weird around the edges.

:57:32
I mean, you're a slob, too, to be truthful...
:57:36
and I'm a Virgo.
That makes me a little crazy.

:57:39
But don't you see? The combination
is what makes something interesting.

:57:43
Listen, doll, let's get one thing straight.
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I'm a loner. I always have been a loner.
:57:51
I was a loner when I was a kid.
:57:55
I was a loner when I was married.
:57:58
Probably why we broke up.

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