1:07:08
Then I started choking him
with his necklace.
1:07:10
I said, "Let's go see your boss."
1:07:13
- This guy is like his bodyguard?
- Yeah.
1:07:16
He's a flunky.
1:07:17
- Check?
- Yeah, thanks.
1:07:20
He's walking ahead of me.
1:07:21
Birdwell's just coming out of the pool.
Looked like a pregnant porpoise.
1:07:25
So I got this joker at this end of the pool,
and I stick my rod in his ribs.
1:07:29
I said, "Jump in."
He says to his boss, "This old guy's crazy."
1:07:33
I said, "I'm not crazy, I'm just deaf."
1:07:35
- "Jump in"...
- Wait. He said you were crazy to you?
1:07:39
- Well, sure...
- That makes me mad.
1:07:40
You know what he said? He said,
"I've got a 100% cashmere jacket on.
1:07:44
"I'm not jumping in."
I said, "You're going to jump in."
1:07:47
Get a load of how he jumps in.
Just like this.
1:07:52
He has his shoes on and everything?
1:07:54
- What is it?
- I don't know.
1:07:58
I don't feel so good. My gut.
1:08:03
Maybe I better sit down.
1:08:09
- What is it?
- Jesus. God help me.
1:08:12
What is it, Ira?
1:08:15
Somebody call a doctor.
1:08:25
Ira, are you all right?
1:08:28
I'm fine. I feel fine.
1:08:33
Everything's going to be all right.
1:08:35
I called the ambulance.
They'll be here any minute.
1:08:44
- Help me up, will you, doll?
- Take it easy, okay?
1:08:48
Ira, wait a second.
We'll get you to the hospital.
1:08:50
I'm not going to any goddamn hospital.
1:08:53
You gotta go, so they can
find out what's wrong with you.
1:08:56
I know what's wrong with me.
I got a perforated ulcer.