:10:00
- Don't be offended, okay?
- No. What? What?
:10:02
- Is he being honest with you?
- That's pretty naive, Erica.
:10:04
- No, it isn't.
- No, it's not.
:10:05
There's no such thing
as total honesty...
:10:07
not with men.
:10:09
They're all wrapped up in sexual ego.
:10:11
- What the hell is sexual ego, Elaine?
- Never getting enough.
:10:14
Always on the make.
Constantly worried about performing.
:10:17
That's ridiculous. I know lots of men who
are interested in other things besides sex.
:10:21
- Name one.
- My husband.
:10:25
Harold hasn't made a pass in six months.
:10:29
Well, listen, Elaine. Don't you think
you're taking this thing a little too far?
:10:32
Me? No.
:10:34
- I think you're getting to be a man-hater.
- I love men!
:10:37
We're talking about their honesty.
:10:39
- Do you think Martin is totally honest?
- I don't think about it.
:10:43
I think Erica has the second-best man
in the five boroughs.
:10:45
- Thank you.
- You're welcome, I'm sure.
:10:47
I think what I'm gonna do is just go along
with things the way they are...
:10:51
- and just see what happens.
- Have fun, honey.
:10:54
The worst that can happen
is that it'll end.
:10:57
No, I think the worst that could happen
is that his parents will find out.
:11:00
You're fabulous.
:11:05
- I love you.
- Swiftly moving on.
:11:28
Patti?
:11:36
Hello?
:11:39
Hi.
:11:42
- Giris had a long meeting tonight, huh?
- They're not meetings.
:11:46
- What's on the news?
- Nothin'.
:11:50
They're shootin' up Rhodesia,
and, uh, the garbagemen are
raisin' hell again. You know.
:11:54
Jeannette is having an affair
with a 19-year-old boy.
:11:57
Oh, shit. She's flipped.