:12:02
Every spring, the toilets explode.
:12:06
You're talking about Delta, sir.
:12:08
Of course I'm talking about Delta,
you twerp!
:12:12
This year, it's gonna be different.
:12:15
This year we'll grab the bull by the balls...
:12:18
and kick those punks off campus!
:12:20
What do you intend to do, sir?
Delta's already on probation.
:12:24
WORMER: They are?
GREG: Yes, sir.
:12:26
Oh...
:12:29
Then as of now,
they're on double secret probation!
:12:32
Double secret probation, sir?
:12:34
There is a little-known codicil
in the Faber College Constitution...
:12:38
which gives the Dean
unlimited power to preserve order...
:12:42
in time of campus emergency.
:12:44
Find me a way to revoke Delta's charter.
:12:49
You live next door.
:12:51
Put Neidermeyer on it.
He's a sneaky little shit just like you, right?
:12:57
The time has come for someone
to put his foot down.
:13:01
And that foot is me.
:13:06
Larry Kroger. All in favour.
:13:08
(All cheering)
:13:10
DELTA: We need the dues.
:13:11
Good. Larry Kroger is now a pledge
to Delta. Next slide, please.
:13:16
(Projector clicks)
:13:17
(All screaming)
:13:22
(All booing)
:13:26
Just a minute! Just settle down!
:13:30
This is Kent Dorfman.
He's a legacy from Harrisburg.
:13:32
(All screaming)
:13:38
Now wait a minute!
:13:40
Okay, this guy is a real zero. That's true.
:13:44
Think back to when you were freshmen.
:13:48
HOOVER: Boon, you had a face
like a pepperoni pizza, right?
:13:52
And Stork here. Everybody thought
tha. T Stork wa. S bra. In da. Ma. Ged.
:13:56
I myself wa. S so obnoxious...
:13:59
the seniors beat me up once a week.