Animal House
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Sergea. Nt a. T Arms.
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(Deltas hissing)
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(Greg banging on table)
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The following charges are brought:
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First, that the Delta house
did knowingly violate...

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the rules governing pledge recruitment...
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by serving alcohol to freshmen
during pledge week...

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and after established drinking hours.
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I'd like to address these charges
one at a time, if I may.

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You'll get your chance, smart guy.
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Get on with it.
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Second, that for the fifth
consecutive semester...

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Delta has achieved
a deficient aggregate grade point average.

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Half the houses didn't make grades.
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You will speak when you're told to,
and not before!

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Rea.d.
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Third...
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that the Delta fraternity routinely provided
dangerous narcotic diet pills...

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- to its members during...
- That's not true!

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Not another word!
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...during midterm examination week.
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And most recently...
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that a Roman toga party was held...
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from which we have received...
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two dozen reports
of individual acts of perversion...

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so profound and disgusting...
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that decorum prohibits listing them here.
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(Greg banging on table)
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These are the charges
as recorded this day...

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15 November, 1962.
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Faithfully submitted...
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Douglas C. Neidermeyer...
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Sergeant at Arms.
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(Deltas hissing)
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- Well done.
- Robert Hoover will speak for Delta house.

1:00:45
(Deltas cheering)
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I don't think you can
fully judge a fraternity...

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without looking at the positive qualities
of the people in it.


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