1:37:00
Are you hungry?
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I made some Swedish meatballs
to nibble on. They go great with drinks.
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Do you like it?
1:37:15
- How's the surf?
- It's good.
1:37:17
Why don't you sit down, sweetheart?
1:37:19
So, Bob, tell us about your foot.
1:37:22
It's not my foot, it's my leg,
and it's a goddamn bore.
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Just like this whole fucking war is boring.
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But, ladies...
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old Bob has gotta tell you
one thing that is not boring,
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and that is the good old US of A martini.
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Of which I am going to partake
as much as I can as quick as I can.
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Drink it up. I made gallons.
1:37:49
So come on, Bob.
Tell us the story about your leg.
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- What happened?
- There's nothing to tell.
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I'm a fucking hero, I'm getting a medal,
and that's the story of my leg!
1:37:59
- Nothing to it, is there?
- Great.
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- It ain't great.
- How did it happen?
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It's just a boring story. I'm on my way
to the showers. Got an M-16 in one hand...
1:38:14
- On your way to the showers?
- Yeah. Why not?
1:38:18
Everywhere you go you carry your M-16,
particularly when you go to the showers!
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There I am, like every other asshole,
trucking on down the road to the showers
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and I tripped
and shot myself right in the calf.
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- Oh, my God.
- And that's it.
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- Dink should've thought of that.
- I didn't think of that!
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- It was a goddamn accident!
- Bob, you don't have to get mad.
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- Yeah, but it was an accident.
- Why are they decorating you?
1:38:50
- Where's the head?
- Right there.
1:38:56
I promised a guy from 'Nam I'd have
a drink with him at the Officers Club