:44:01
- He wanted a cigarette, or...?
- No, he wanted the whole pack.
:44:06
Kind of greedy.
:44:08
The albino must have wanted
the cigarettes too.
:44:10
So he killed the man with the scar
to get them.
:44:13
Right.
:44:14
And I'll bet he's the one
who killed Scotty.
:44:16
- Scotty?
- Who's Scotty?
:44:20
Look, Gloria...
:44:23
...I know you've been through
something here tonight,
:44:25
real or imagined. But I just wanna
bring you down to earth a bit.
:44:28
You gotta see how absurd
this whole thing is.
:44:31
We have no dead body,
there's been no sign of violence.
:44:35
Our suspects are albinos
and chain-smokers.
:44:37
Wait a minute! I've got it!
:44:41
The albino is working for the dwarf.
:44:50
I tell you, I've been on some dumb calls
in my time, but this one tops them.
:44:53
Where'd you meet
this ding-dong, anyway?
:44:54
What's all that stuff about
having her for lunch
:44:56
down at the station house tomorrow?
:44:58
You're not even supposed to be
riding around with me.
:45:00
- It's fate, Fergie. Kismet.
- Kismet, my ass.
:45:02
- Listen, this girl is weird, Tony.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
:45:05
But she's got the prettiest green eyes
I've ever seen.
:45:07
Yeah, they're blue.
:45:08
And behind those blue eyes is
a fruitcake with a homicidal umbrella.
:45:12
- Wait a minute!
- What?
:45:14
You have the prettiest
green eyes I've ever seen.
:45:15
Cut that out.
I hate it when you do that.
:45:17
- Don't do that anymore, all right?
- Let's go, beautiful.
:45:20
Gloria, I don't believe you.
:45:22
How can you be so gullible?
:45:24
You have got albinos chasing you
down the street,
:45:27
prowlers breaking into your apartment.
Don't you see?
:45:31
They're only after one thing.
:45:33
- They wanna get into your pants.
- I don't think so.
:45:37
And now you have this cop
inviting you
:45:39
down to the station house
on your lunch hour.
:45:42
Do you think he's not gonna try
for a little nookie?
:45:45
He's really nice.
:45:46
- Gloria, I'm your friend, right?
- Right.
:45:49
And I wouldn't steer you wrong,
would I?
:45:52
No.