House Calls
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:02:01
That thing on your face.
What is that?

:02:03
You like it?
:02:04
Yeah. What’re you doing,
changing your lifestyle?

:02:07
I’m so sorry.
Dr. Solomon, I’m sorry.

:02:09
Hi, Lani.
:02:12
Dr. Nichols?
:02:14
Wow, I didn’t even
recognize you.

:02:17
I’m really sorry
about your wife.

:02:19
Oh, thanks.
Thank you very much.

:02:20
That’s very
thoughtful of you.

:02:23
That’s a dynamite beard.
:02:25
Ah, you like it?
:02:27
Uh, did you get
the little card I sent you?

:02:29
I certainly did.
:02:30
That was very
thoughtful of you.

:02:33
So, uh, how’s it going?
:02:35
Your patient’s
expiring, Lani.

:02:37
Oh, right!
:02:39
Uh, by the way,
I’m only working days now.

:02:44
What, uh, little card?
:02:49
Here they are.
:02:51
All from women?
:02:53
Almost all of them
from unattached women.

:02:55
I also got several house
plants, a carrot cake

:02:58
and some baked
breasts of chicken

:02:59
packed in dry ice.
:03:01
“Dear Charles,
:03:03
“if there is ever anything
I can do to help,

:03:05
“anything at all,
:03:06
“for I too know
what it is to be lonely,

:03:09
“please do not
hesitate to call.

:03:10
Sincerely, Tracy Roberts.”
:03:12
Jesus, she even gives
her work, home,

:03:14
and answering-service numbers.
:03:15
Sure you didn’t murder Emily?
:03:17
And there’s twice
as much mail at home.

:03:19
Good looking, presentable,
:03:22
widows, singles, divorcees,
:03:24
practically all of them
young, young, young.

:03:28
Charley, you’re embarrassing.
:03:29
I mean, you’re such a cliché.
:03:31
Here you are,
a middle-aged man,

:03:33
suddenly finds himself alone,
grows a beard,

:03:36
goes berserk
with his sexual fantasies.

:03:38
Please, stop
with the Psychology 101.

:03:41
In all your life,
you never screwed around.

:03:44
In all my life,
I never had a chance.

:03:46
My last actual date was 1945.
:03:49
August, 1945.
:03:51
When I was married
at 21, I was a virgin.

:03:54
I knew there was
something wrong with you.

:03:56
So now you’re gonna
make up for lost time?

:03:58
I sure as hell
am going to try.


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