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:25:00
I was thinking
of the admitting office.

:25:02
The girl there is
off on her honeymoon.

:25:03
Nothing that’ll
tax the mind...

:25:05
What would I
have to do?

:25:06
Just smile.
Say, “Hello.

:25:08
“Welcome to
Kensington General.

:25:09
“Sit down. Relax.
:25:11
You’re gonna be
perfectly okay.”

:25:12
Then you help them
fill out the usual forms.

:25:14
The usual forms being where
they sign away their homes,

:25:17
savings, insurance,
and all other property,

:25:19
real and personal, huh?
:25:20
See, you’re a natural.
:25:22
I’ll have a prune
Danish, please.

:25:24
We’re out of prune.
How about a kummel?

:25:30
Excuse me.
:25:31
Are you waiting
for the elevator?

:25:33
Yes, I am.
:25:36
Where are you?
:25:37
I’m in the elevator.
It’s stuck.

:25:39
What?
:25:40
It’s stuck.
Something jammed.

:25:42
Does anybody know?
:25:43
Want me to call maintenance?
:25:45
No, we’ve already
talked to them.

:25:47
Uh, don’t talk.
Save the oxygen.

:25:51
I told them to save
the oxygen, not to talk.

:25:53
They won’t, Amos,
they won’t.

:25:56
Listen, did you get that...
the memo I sent you?

:25:58
Memo. Memo?
What memo, Fred?

:26:00
Irwin.
:26:01
I- Irwin.
:26:02
The memo I sent you
about the nursery

:26:04
for the newborn infants.
:26:05
We already have a nursery.
:26:06
Yeah, well,
I know that, but...

:26:08
Most hospitals today have
:26:09
closed-circuit television
in the nurseries.

:26:11
For newborn babies?
That’s insane.

:26:13
What the hell are
they gonna watch?

:26:15
They can’t even focus.
:26:17
Do you have
the correct time?

:26:19
Uh, yeah, yeah.
Yes, it’s five minutes...

:26:27
Any allergies?
:26:29
No.
:26:31
Bowel or bladder disorders?
:26:33
Not that I know of.
:26:36
Occupation?
:26:38
Baseball.
:26:40
Position?
:26:41
Owner.
:26:44
“Waiver of responsibility.”
What does that mean?

:26:48
Whatever happens,
it’s not our fault.

:26:53
I see we have you down
for a semi-private room.

:26:55
Semi... semi-private?
:26:57
How many in a
semi-private room?

:26:58
Eight.
:26:59
Oh, no.

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