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:39:01
What makes you think
I sent flowers?

:39:03
People of your generation
always send flowers.

:39:06
Okay, I sent flowers.
:39:07
How much?
:39:09
Thirty dollars.
:39:12
What are you doing?
:39:13
Oh, just a little figuring.
Oh, Come on.

:39:15
What about transportation?
:39:17
Transportation?
I use my own car.

:39:19
Well, gas, oil,
wear and tear, depreciation.

:39:21
Forget it.
:39:22
I like your attitude.
Easy come, easy go.

:39:24
How much was dinner?
:39:26
$68.60.
:39:27
What?
:39:30
I made the mistake of letting
the captain suggest the wine.

:39:33
Anything else?
:39:36
Two tickets to a charity
bazaar, $15 a ticket.

:39:39
Mmm-hmm. Refreshments?
:39:41
Two lemonades,
$1.50, a rip-off.

:39:43
And this was
a medical charity bazaar?

:39:47
“$1.50, a rip-off.” Is that it?
:39:50
Isn’t that enough?
Mmm-hmm.

:39:54
It comes to $131.60.
:39:58
Well, consider
the bright side.

:40:00
It still beats
being married.

:40:02
I mean, a date you can
look at, if you will,

:40:04
as a non-recurring expense.
:40:05
A wife is overhead.
:40:07
Mmm-hmm?
:40:08
How you doing?
:40:09
At what?
:40:10
I mean, how’s
your love life?

:40:12
Well, I find
I can take a man out,

:40:14
with all the trimmings,
:40:15
and get him in the sack
for just under $50.

:40:29
That must be
the auto club.

:40:33
Boy, they sure got here
fast, didn’t they? Mmm-hmm.

:40:40
Have you got a dollar?
:40:42
What for?
:40:43
To tip the kid
from the auto club.

:40:44
All I got is credit cards.
I’ll pay you back.

:40:46
You will.
:40:52
Thanks for the cheesecake
and the use of the phone.

:40:54
You’re very welcome.
:40:56
Is this a pretence
of poverty?

:40:58
It’s just
the naked truth.


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