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:53:02
Right foot, I mean.
I’ll put my left.

:53:04
No, we can’t do that,
because then we have

:53:07
one foot on the same side
of the bed.

:53:08
I’ll tell you what,
I’ll put this foot down.

:53:11
And this foot...
:53:12
Now, you slide
one foot on the floor,

:53:15
and slide, slide over.
:53:17
But I’ve got both feet
on the floor now.

:53:19
No, that’s
not gonna work.

:53:32
Are you still alive?
:53:37
What was the rule
:53:38
if the couple
was not in bed

:53:40
and both had
both feet on the floor?

:53:42
I think it was, uh,
catch-as-catch-can.

:54:00
Hi.
:54:01
Morning.
:54:02
That’s not the greatest razor
in the world in there.

:54:04
It was fine when
I shaved my legs.

:54:06
Sit down, I’m making you
some breakfast.

:54:08
No, thanks.
I gotta run.

:54:09
Oh, busy morning?
:54:11
A bile duct
and a haemorrhoidectomy.

:54:14
Oh, you be sure to wash your
hands when you’re through.

:54:18
You call that a kiss?
:54:24
Hmm.
:54:26
Thank you.
See you later.

:54:28
Listen, next time you want
some home cooking

:54:30
and a little dignified sex,
:54:32
don’t go to strangers.
:54:33
That’s a deal.
When do I see you again?

:54:35
Not till tonight.
:54:37
Tonight? Tonight...
:54:40
Forget it.
:54:41
Forget it. Forget it.
Forget it.

:54:42
What?
Goodbye, Charley.

:54:44
What are you talkin’ about?
You mad at me? What did I do?

:54:47
The same as I did.
:54:48
We were two consenting adults,
we had a marvellous time.

:54:51
Well, at least I did,
:54:52
so nobody owes
anybody anything. Okay?

:54:54
Then why the brush-off?
Because I do not wish

:54:56
to get into some sort
of contest with Edith,

:54:58
and the plant-lady person,
:54:59
so just cross me
off your list.


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