:37:00
#So, plea-ea-ea-ease #
:37:04
#Love me do #
:37:07
# Whoa-oa, love me do #
:37:11
#Someone to love #
:37:14
#Somebody new #
:37:18
#Someone to love #
:37:20
#Someone like you #
:37:24
Hey, lookee what I found!
A midget Beatle!
:37:27
Hey! Hey, come on!
Hey, what is it, a boy or a girl?
:37:30
Hey!
I think it's a girl!
:37:32
It's doctor's orders!
I'm very susceptible to head colds!
Hey, anybody got a razor blade?
:37:35
I wanna give Goldilocks here
the Yul Brynner look, huh?
:37:40
Ooh! All right.
Hey, hey, wait a minute.
I'll make you a deal, I'll make you a deal!
:37:43
- What?
- I got tickets to The Ed Sullivan Show,
and you can have 'em if you let me go.
:37:48
Tickets? What the hell do I want tickets?
I don't want any tickets.
Hey, wait a minute!
:37:50
You can scalp 'em for a lot of money!
Well, I'm gonna scalp you for free!
:37:53
Oww!
All right, Tony. You've had your fun.
Now let him go.
:37:56
Hey, remember, I said you gotta
do somethin'. So I'm doin' somethin'.
I ain't just shootin' off at the mouth.
:38:00
Oww!
You're completely ignoring
the real issue.
:38:03
You're merely attacking a symptom
instead of going to the real root
of the problem.
:38:06
I'm gonna get to the roots,
all right, with these!
:38:09
Uh, hey, Smerko,
here comes a cop.
:38:13
I should've known this all along.
:38:15
You ain't nothin' but a Beatles lover.
Here. You take him.
Aah!
:38:18
Here's some great snapshots I got
when the Beatles arrived at Kennedy Airport.
:38:21
Oh. Did you get any pictures
of the Beatles?
Yeah, well, I didn't exactly see the Beatles,
:38:25
but I got some great shots
of their suitcases.
Wow.
:38:29
You know, you're the first boy
I've ever met that I could really talk to.
:38:33
I mean, really talk to.
Yeah, well, if you think these are fab,
I'll show you something that's really gear.
:38:40
Hey, don't they ever
make the beds in here?
Nah. The hotel doesn't know I'm in here.
:38:45
Then how'd you get this key?
I found it. Someone left it in the door,
and I found it.
:38:49
Then I took over the room.
The hotel doesn't know I'm here.
If they knew I was here, they'd throw me out.
:38:54
Now, here. Look at this, look at this,
look at this, look at this, look at this,
look at this, look at this.
:38:59
Here. This is my masterpiece.