:39:02
You know what this is?
This is actually a clump of grass
that Paul stepped on.
:39:06
I'm not exactly sure which blade
he stepped on, but it's all in there.
That's why I got such a big clump.
:39:10
Oh, wow! Can I have some of this?
What are you, crazy?
:39:13
Oh, just a little bit!
I'll buy it off of ya.
No. I'm sorry, but it's not for sale.
:39:16
Say, kid, do you really have
tickets to The Ed Sullivan Show?
:39:19
Yeah. I sort of lucked into 'em.
My uncle's got connections.
:39:23
Would you sell one to me?
Uh, no, I couldn't do that.
:39:27
Heck, you just helped me out
of a real jam.
:39:29
I'll give you one for free.
It's the least I can do.
:39:31
Thanks a lot!
:39:34
That's funny.
I thought I had 'em right there.
:39:36
I don't even have 'em!
:39:39
Peter! Hey, Peter!
I got your tickets to The Ed Sullivan Show!
:39:43
- My tickets! How'd you get those?
- Never mind how I got 'em, but I got 'em!
:39:46
If you wanna get 'em back, you're gonna
have to get your goddamn hair cut!
:39:48
Now, I found a barber shop that's open,
so let's go!
You can't do that! It's extortion!
:39:54
I can do any goddamn thing I want to!
I'm your father!
Sir.
:39:56
No kid of mine is gonna run around
in the streets looking like a goddamn girl!
Sir.
:39:59
- Wait a minute, will ya?
- Well, I'm not gonna cut my hair!
:40:02
And I'm not gonna argue with you! Now,
if you want these tickets back, you're gonna
get your hair cut! Now, you think about it!
:40:07
I don't have to think about it!
For all I care, you can take those tickets
and shove 'em!
:40:10
What's your name anyway?
:40:12
Ringo. Ringo Klaus.
What?
:40:16
Well, actually it's Richard,
Richard Klaus.
:40:18
This is my official
Beatles talcum powder.
:40:21
Anyway, like, Ringo Starr,
you know, he changed his name
from Richard to Ringo?
:40:25
Well, that's what I did.
My real name's Richard,
and I changed it over to Ringo, see?
:40:28
You know how the real Ringo has lots of rings?
Well, I got my own ring, too, see?
Just like Ringo.
:40:31
Good. I know all that stuff.
Listen, I know everything
there is to know about the Beatles.
:40:35
There's nothin' I don't know about the Beatles!
I'm the greatest Beatles genius
in the history of the universe.
:40:39
Go ahead, ask me
anything about the Beatles!
Ask me how tallJohn is.
:40:42
And the answer comeback,
5- foot-11.
:40:44
Ask me when George's birthday is.
And the answer comeback,
February 25, 1943.
:40:48
There's nothin' I don't know about the Beatles!
Ask me anything there is to know
about the Beatles. Ask me anything!
:40:52
Who is the youngest Beatle?
:40:55
I know the answer!
Gimme the phone!
Get away! I know it too!
:40:57
It's my room, and it's my phone!