Piranha

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Acres and acres of reclaimed land
nestled in a scenic mountain valley,

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site of the neWly formed Lost River Lake.

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SWimming, sailing, snorkelling,
skin diving, shuffleboard,

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and Buck Gardner's
Aquarena Amusement Arcade.

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So pack up your RVs, your station
Wagons, your trailers and cars,

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and hustle on up to Lost River Campsite
for a free introductory Weekend.

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Don't open it!
Whatever you do, don't open it.

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All right, men, off your butts.
Fall in. Move it!

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Forgive our scepticism, but we don't
come across stories like yours every day.

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Piranha are warm-water fish.
This is hardly the Amazon.

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But I told you, these are mutations.
They've already killed five people.

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- Science fiction.
- You ready with that bait, soldier?

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- Yes, sir.
- Let her go, son.

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Actually, a piranha was caught once
in a pond in Miami, in '72, I believe.

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But the Fish and Game Commissión
poisoned the water, and that was that.

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- That was that, huh?
- The rumours persisted, you know, but...