:09:02
What's the matter?
:09:04
Nothing.
I-I-I-I'm fine.
:09:06
I'm all right.
:09:08
Doris?
What?
:09:12
I think I'm in love
with you.
:09:19
I mean, it's crazy.
It's really crazy.
:09:23
I don't even know if youve
read Catcherin the Rye.
:09:26
Oh, no, I didn't even finish
high school. There. You see?
:09:29
I don't even care, and I'm
really a snob about education.
:09:35
Of course, I should have
known this would happen.
:09:37
When it comes to life, I have
a brown thumb. What do you mean?
:09:40
I mean nothing I ever do
turns out right.
:09:44
First time
- First time I had sex, I was 18 years old.
:09:47
We were in the backseat
of a parked 1938 Dodge sedan.
:09:51
Right in the middle of it,
we were rear-ended.
:09:54
Oh. And you didn't have
any insurance?
:09:56
No, that's not exactly
what I mean. I mean-
:09:59
Oh.
Look, take last night.
:10:01
You know what the radio was
playing while we were making love?
:10:04
No. "If l Knew You Were
Coming, I'd Have Baked A Cake."
:10:07
So? So that's gonna be our song.
:10:09
Is it?
No.
:10:11
I mean, other people would have gotten
"Be My Love" or "Some Enchanted Evening."
:10:15
Me, I get "If l Knew You Were
Coming, I'd Have Baked A Cake."
:10:27
What is it?
:10:30
I really want to
take a bath now.
:10:33
Oh, I'm so-
Oh, I see. I'm sorry.
:10:35
It's okay.
:10:38
Yeah. Okay. Oh, sure. I'll-
I'll wait out- I'll be out-