:22:01
Because I find everything you
say absolutely fascinating.
:22:04
Come on tell me about your wife's steel plate.
:22:08
No, no, it's not a plate.
It's more like a bell. A bell.
:22:12
I could be a million miles away. If I look
at another woman, it goes off like an alarm.
:22:16
Oh, I see.
:22:18
I just know that last night at exactly
1:22 a.m., she sat bolt upright in bed...
:22:22
with her head going ding, ding,
ding, ding, ding, ding, ding!
:22:26
How do you know
it was 1:22?
:22:28
Because I have peripheral vision,
and I noticed my watch said 4:47.
:22:31
Oh.
:22:34
Well, okay, now, tell me,
um, something nice about her.
:22:41
Well... she made me
believe in myself.
:22:46
It's probably hard for you to imagine this,
but there was a time I was very insecure.
:22:50
How did she do that
- make you believe in yourself?
:22:54
She married me.
:22:56
Oh. Yes, well, that was
very nice of her.
:22:59
Oh, no, no, no. I meant bolstering
you up and all, you know?
:23:02
Okay, your turn.
Tell me the worst story first.
:23:06
Okay. Um-
:23:10
Ooh, this is hard.
To pick one?
:23:12
No, to think of one.
:23:14
See, Harry's the salt of the
earth. Everybody says so.
:23:18
Look, you owe me
at least one rotten story.
:23:21
Oh, okay.
:23:23
Uh-
:23:26
Well, I don't know. This isn't really rotten, but
- Okay?
:23:30
All right.
:23:32
Now, this was on
our fourth anniversary.
:23:35
We decided that we'd have some
people over to help celebrate.
:23:38
So Harry doesn't
usually drink,
:23:41
but that night
he had three beers.
:23:45
It was after
the Gillette fights.
:23:50
Well, I just overheard him
talking to some of the guys,
:23:53
and he said that his-
:23:55
his time in the army were
the best years of his life.
:23:58
What's wrong with that? A lot of
guys feel that way about the service.