:56:03
I've got a better idea.
Come on.
:56:06
Doris
- Come on. It's all right. It'll be okay.
:56:10
But-
But you can't-
:56:12
Well, I know that.
Well, then how-
:56:15
Well, we can work something out, can't we?
:56:22
Oh.
What- What is it?
:56:24
Aah For God's sake, what is it?
:56:28
Doris, what the hell
is the matter?
:56:32
If memory serves me correctly,
I just had a labor pain.
:56:36
You can't have. It must be
indigestion. No. There's a difference.
:56:40
Indigestion doesn't
make your eyes bug out.
:56:45
You can't be in labor.
When- When's the baby due?
:56:48
Not for another month, but-
:56:50
Oh! Oh, my God! What have I done?
:56:54
What have you done? I brought
this on with my selfishness.
:56:58
Oh, don't be ridiculous. You
had nothing to do with it.
:57:01
Doris, don't treat me like a child.
Will you stop getting excited?
:57:04
Excited? I thought I had
problems with my sex life before.
:57:08
Can you imagine what this is gonna
do to it? Just- Will you just-
:57:12
Ohh. Oh,
I think I'd better lie down.
:57:15
What kind of a man am I? What kind
of a man would do a thing like this?
:57:18
May I say something? Doris, I
appreciate what youre trying to do,
:57:21
but nothing you can say
would make me feel any better.
:57:23
I'm not trying to make you feel
any better. I'm gonna have a baby.
:57:27
I know that.
No. I mean now.
:57:31
I have a history
of short labor.
:57:35
Oh, no no, no, no!
:57:37
No, no, no, no!
Oh, no no!
:57:48
How do you feel?
:57:53
Like I'm gonna
have a baby.
:57:56
-Maybe it's a false alarm. It's a false alarm. That's all.
-No. No.