1:09:04
What is bugging you? "Bugging" me?
I'll tell you what's bugging me.
1:09:08
The blacks
are burning down the cities.
1:09:11
There's a Harvard professor telling
my kids the only way to happiness...
1:09:14
is to become
doped-up zombies.
1:09:17
And I have a teenage son with
hair so long that from the back,
1:09:19
he looks exactly
like Yvonne De Carlo.
1:09:24
You know that's a sign
of age, dont you? What is?
1:09:28
When you start worrying about
the declining morality of the young.
1:09:32
Besides, there is nothing
you can do about it.
1:09:35
We can start
setting some examples.
1:09:38
As I recall, when you
were a little younger,
1:09:42
you were not exactly a
monk about that sort of thing.
1:09:45
That was different.
1:09:48
Our relationship is not based
on a casual one-night stand.
1:09:51
No. It's been
15 one-night stands.
1:09:56
It's not the same.
We shared things.
1:09:59
My God. I helped
deliver your child. Remember?
1:10:02
Remember?
1:10:05
I consider that
our finest hour.
1:10:15
- How is she?
- Georgette?
1:10:18
Ooh, she's very healthy,
very noisy and very spoiled.
1:10:22
Dont you feel guilty leaving
her alone when you go to school?
1:10:25
No. Harry's home
a lot.
1:10:27
How does Harry feel about all this? Oh.
1:10:30
When I told him I wanted to go
back to school to get some identity,
1:10:33
he said to me, "You want identity,
go build a bridge, invent penicillin.
1:10:37
Just get off my back."
1:10:39
I always said Harry had a
good head on his shoulders.
1:10:43
That was supposed to be
the bad story about him.
1:10:48
How's Helen?
1:10:51
Helen's fine,
just fine.
1:10:54
Hmm. Why dont you tell me a story that
shows how really rotten she can be?