1:13:11
You think this is funny?
Listen.
1:13:14
I've been meaning to tell
you this for a long time.
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I just love Helen.
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Would she come off any worse
if I told you I lost the account?
1:13:28
Oh, George, when
did you get so stuffy?
1:13:32
Stuffy?
Yeah.
1:13:36
Am I stuffy because I don't like
my wife to urinate on my client's carpet?
1:13:41
Well, I didn't mean
just that, honey, but-
1:13:44
Well, look at you. You
just scream establishment.
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I am not a faddist.
1:13:52
- What do you mean? - I mean I have no
desire to be those middle-aged idiots...
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who walk around in bell-bottomed
trousers and Prince Valiant haircuts...
1:13:59
saying "ciao."
1:14:01
Well, I wasn't just talking about
fashion. I was talking about your attitudes.
1:14:06
My attitudes are the same as they
always were. I haven't changed at all.
1:14:10
Oh, yes, you have. You used to be
kind of, well, crazy and insecure...
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and a terrible liar,
but awfully human.
1:14:18
Now you
- I don't know. You just seem so sure of yourself.
1:14:26
- That's the last thing I am.
- Oh, yeah?
1:14:30
I picked up one of Helen's magazines the
other day, and there was this article...
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telling women what sort
of orgasms they should have.
1:14:37
It was called "The Big 'O."'
1:14:41
You know what really
got me about that?
1:14:43
This was a magazine my mother used
to buy for its fruitcake recipes.
1:14:47
Well, the times, in fact,
are a-changing, darling.
1:14:51
Too fast.
1:14:55
I don't know. Twenty,
thirty years ago, we had standards.