:41:07
This is a cement block.
:41:11
( Screaming )
:41:17
( Tree )
Projectile at 2,960 feet per second--
:41:25
- Don't they teach you
manners in the Army ?
- You're right. I'm sorry.
:41:29
I'm Corporal Chuck Sitarski,
United States Army.
:41:36
But, uh, my good friends
call me Stretch.
:41:42
How are ya ? Aw, look,
I'm sorry I dropped you in that hole.
:41:48
Listen, you got a
little thing in your hair--
:41:51
I'll tell you what.
If it makes you feel any better,
:41:54
why don't you haul off
and slug me ?
:41:57
- Plant one right here on my kisser.
- I don't want to hit you.
:42:02
- Make a fist.
- All right.
:42:07
You shouldn't touch
the ordnance at all.
:42:10
But more specifically, you should
never pull this hand-operating lever...
:42:14
- to the rear.
- Never.
:42:16
Do not push a clip of ammunition
down into the feed rollers here.
:42:20
- You would never put the ammunition--
- No, sir. Never.
:42:23
You never restore
this lever to firing position.
:42:25
Do not make sure that this cover
is completely closed.
:42:28
Never depress operator's
foot triggers here, here...
:42:32
- and at the rear here.
- Never.
:42:34
If an ordinary Joe
like me...
:42:38
went to one of those
fancy USO dances,
:42:42
and he saw an awful pretty
girl like you, and--
:42:46
And he wanted to ask her
to dance,
:42:49
- you think maybe she'd, uh, say, uh--
- Yes ?
:42:52
- Yeah.
- ( Giggles, Screams )
:42:57
Don't listen
to that jerk !
:42:59
You !