1:11:00
All right, you lovers !
1:11:02
You can quit gettin' all dolled up.
We're not goin' to any dance.
1:11:07
- What ?
- We've just been posted
on combat readiness.
1:11:10
- Combat readiness ?
- We gotta play wet nurse
to Lulabelle tonight.
1:11:14
Combat readiness ?
Sarge, this is Hollywood !
1:11:17
Hollywood, is it, Foley ?
I guess they didn't tell you
Lana Turner's coming by...
1:11:22
to keep us all
company tonight.
1:11:25
Where's Sitarski ?
That goldbrick !
1:11:27
If he went AWOL,
I'll ream his ass !
1:11:31
Hey, Sitarski,
you meatball !
1:11:38
- ( Groans )
- This here right here.
1:11:41
I want that there bunk
right there by the door !
1:11:44
I don't want none of them
Asian enemies sneakin' up on me...
1:11:48
while I'm in here
asleep !
1:11:50
My name is
Ogden Johnson Jones.
1:11:53
I ain't gonna enjoy it here, but I got
orders that say I's supposed to be here.
1:11:58
And orders is orders. Is there
anybody in here that don't like it ?
1:12:03
Gimme a jar of that
white stencil paint.
1:12:07
Now then, Ogden,
I know you're gonna like it here.
1:12:11
There's a few rules
you gotta abide by.
1:12:14
For example, down here, sir,
you'll notice...
1:12:18
this white line, which is
the Mason-Dixon line.
1:12:21
That is the north; this is the south.
Don't ever cross over there.
1:12:26
Well, I'm from Tennessee and I'm
goin' home to visit my relatives.
1:12:31
That's always nice, but this
is Mississippi. Don't ever cross there.
1:12:35
- Yeah ? Well, I wanna
pick magnolia flowers.
- Oh-ho ! Magnolias, you say.
1:12:40
Well, you wouldn't dare
cross the Mexican border, would you ?
1:12:44
- Well, hola and a si, si, si to you.
- Ah, I knows !
1:12:49
Nyuk-nyuk-nyuk ! White flag.
I surrender. Bye-bye.
1:12:53
- It never fails, you know.
Those guys are idiots.
- Aaaah !