1:33:02
I'd be bombin' the hell out of 'em
right now ! ( Laughing )
1:33:06
- ( Troops Laughing )
- No planes ?
1:33:10
Boy, am I
in trouble now.
1:33:15
( Laughing Stops
Suddenly )
1:33:17
Son, the only plane I got
is that shit-on-a-shingle
trainer sittin' over there.
1:33:30
( Whispers )
It's fine, it's fine. Let's go.
1:33:34
Sir, I happen to have
a reconnaissance expert...
1:33:37
from our intelligence office
in Washington with us in the car and...
1:33:44
with your permission,
sir,
1:33:46
we'd like to take that trainer
and try to spot that enemy airfield.
1:33:52
Why, son, tha-that plane doesn't have
any guns on it. You're talkin' suicide.
1:33:59
I have no other choice.
1:34:04
Ladies and gentlemen,
everywhere I look...
1:34:06
soldiers are fighting sailors,
sailors are fighting marines.
1:34:09
Directly in front of me
I see a flying blond floozy.
1:34:13
Everywhere I look, everywhere,
pure pandemonium-- pandemonium !
1:34:22
( Scraping )
1:34:31
- ( Grunting )
- ( Radio: Announcer,
Pandemonium At Dance )
1:34:34
I'm gonna do your head jus' like
ol' Brer Rabbit did to the tar baby !
1:34:39
Don't you hear
that radio over there ?
1:34:42
- I'll take your head off.
- Our boys are fightin'
each other down there.
1:34:46
If there's one thing I can't stand,
it's Americans fighting Americans.
1:34:51
- Jones !
- Yes, sir.
1:34:53
- You wanna fight in this man's army ?
- Yes, sir, I wanna fight !
1:34:57
Gentlemen, draw your gear and weapons
and prepare to mount up.