:06:01
- You sure you don't wanna change that?
- Well, if you give me the job I'll change it.
:06:06
# But they're dead wrong, I know they are
:06:10
# Cos I can play this here guitar
:06:14
# And I won't quit till I'm a star...
:06:18
Victoria Porter.
Is this your, uh... your home phone?
:06:23
# ... till I'm a star
:06:26
# On Broadway
:06:30
# No, no, no, no, no...
:06:32
- You were in The Wiz?
- Mr. Gideon, I've never been in any show.
:06:36
I had to put something on the card.
I really need a job, so I lied.
:06:39
It's all right, Rima. I lie all the time myself.
:06:42
Oh, fuck him! He never picks me!
:06:44
Honey, I did fuck him,
and he never picks me either!
:06:48
- You were in Traffic Jam?
- Yes, sir.
:06:50
- Who was the director of Traffic Jam?
- You were, Mr. Gideon.
:06:53
- Oh. How was I?
- Terrific.
:06:57
- And who was the choreographer?
- You were, Mr. Gideon.
:06:59
- How was I?
- Fantastic.
:07:02
That's how you get a job.
:07:05
God, I hope he doesn't pick her.
She's uglier than a witch's tit.
:07:09
The expression is "colder than a witch's tit. "
:07:12
- You've never seen a woman's tit in your life.
- Shh. Be quiet, you two.
:07:16
OK, thank you all very much.
It was a terrific audition. Just stay in line.
:07:24
Now that's what I call a real drinker's nose.
:07:27
And you should know, because
you're a real drinker, aren't you, Joe?
:07:31
- Yeah.
- Also heavy into speed, aren't you?
:07:34
- Yeah.
- Also sleep with a great many women.
:07:41
- Real turnoff, huh?
- Just the opposite.
:07:46
I'll make up my mind about the men later.
I know which girls I want.
:07:49
Candy, Casey, Rima,
Jennifer and Victoria Porter.
:07:53
- The one in the shocking-pink leotard?
- See if any are willing to be swing dancers.
:07:57
- She's tone-deaf.
- With those legs, who cares?
:07:59
Oh, Joey, I know you're in a hurry,
but I want to check your schedule.