:08:02
Oh, no... Thank you, thank you. No, no...
You're wonderful, wonderful.
:08:08
The word superstar is greatly
overused in this business.
:08:12
But for my next guest, the word
superstar is totally inadequate.
:08:15
Whenever I do a benefit-
and I've done 150, 60, 70, this year,
:08:20
all for very worthy causes - I can always
count on this dude to be right there with me.
:08:26
I feel humbled in his presence.
:08:29
From deep, deep in here, ladies
and gentlemen, let me lay on you...
:08:33
- A great entertainer.
- A great entertainer,
:08:36
- A great humanitarian.
- A great humanitarian,
:08:38
- And my dear friend for 25 years.
- And my dearest, dearest friend for 20 years.
:08:43
- You missed by five years.
- Oh, boy, do I hate show business.
:08:47
- Joey, you love show business.
- That's right, I love show business.
:08:52
I'll go either way.
:09:04
I got insight into you, Gideon.
:09:07
You know what's underneath?
The dreadful fear that you're ordinary,
:09:12
not special.
:09:14
Right.
:09:17
Oh, I think...
:09:21
I think...
:09:23
- I'm getting an erection.
- Oh, Mr. Gideon, don't do that.
:09:28
That sex thing, Jesus. Listen,
I wouldn't say you were a faggot,
:09:34
but you do have a lot
of feminine characteristics, right?
:09:42
Right.
:09:50
You are foolishly and childishly
flirting with disaster.
:09:54
Joey, you're really crazy!
What do you wanna do, kill yourself?