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Enter.
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- Ah, the Americans.
- Charlie Dane. This is Dottie Delmar.
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- Major Otto Hecht.
- Great likeness. Great likeness!
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- Louis Armstrong. When the saints...
- Yes, are you a jazz lover?
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From King Oliver on.
Fancy looking junk you got there.
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It is a fifth-century Aegean vase.
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I would've sworn it was fourth century.
Looks expensive.
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- You were shot down over the Adriatic?
- That's right, on our way to a USO show.
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I see you are a swimmer.
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- Do you swim underwater?
- What did you have in mind?
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We need someone to explore
the coastline for ancient art treasures.
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I'm your man, Major.
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Aptly put.
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And you, Mr... Dane?
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What is your speciality?
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I'm a stand-up comic,
I do schtick, tell jokes.
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I'm afraid there's no place
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in the Antiquarian Reclamation Unit
for a comedian.
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- But there is for a schvimmer?
- Even if she were not a swimmer
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she would not be entirely useless.
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Well, thank you, Major.
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Major Volkmann, in his next sweep,
will be wishing to interrogate you.
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- Is he another jazz lover?
- He is a major...
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...in the SS.
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Oy. I could catalogue your art collection,
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write biographies of jazz immortals,
tune up the motorcycles.
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- I do mending, washing...
- Come. We shall see how things go.
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I can teach dancing. Limber them up
after all that goose-stepping.
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- And Gershwin's An American in Paris...
- The Third Reich forbids Gershwin.
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And not a moment too soon.
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- Sergeant?
- Herr Major.
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What took him so long?
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Sergeant, you will take Mr Dane
to barrack seven