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Charlie?
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Major.
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Nice view.
:25:15
Have you ever been to Hollywood?
:25:18
- I've played a few bits there.
- Do you know... Ann Sheridan?
:25:23
Do I know Ann Sheridan?
:25:26
No.
:25:29
Miss Sheridan is what they
call the... oomph girl, is she not?
:25:33
All the time.
:25:36
- What is "oomph"?
- "Oomph"?
:25:40
It's the icing on the strudel, Major.
:25:46
That, then, is the area I would
like to be discussing with you.
:25:50
In the matter of Miss Delmar.
:25:53
Your status here does not permit you
connubial privileges.
:25:56
- So far.
- Consider it a closed door.
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However, there is no reason
that we all must suffer.
:26:06
Certainly not.
:26:08
- Idle machinery rusts.
- Precisely.
:26:12
Now, given the uncertainty
of your position here...
:26:16
I thought you might need
a social director, you know,
:26:19
a bingo club, teach the tango,
put on shows - I do a fabulous Jolson.
:26:23
You ain't heard nothin' yet!
:26:25
You, er... You have my permission.
:26:29
Terrific, you'll have
the grooviest camp in the mountains.
:26:32
Now, er...
Back to the question of oomph.
:26:36
- I thought that was going fine.
- On the surface, yes.
:26:40
But, er... Uh-uh.
:26:43
Oh. Well, it's hard
for some ladies to fake it.
:26:47
Well, she could look upon it as, er...
:26:50
...theatre.
:26:54
I don't know, Major.
A jazz lover like you stooping to this.