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Jesus.
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Her name' s Kristen.
She disappeared a couple of months ago.
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Where' s your wife?
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She' s dead.
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Look, don' t worry about it.
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Your daughter' s around.
We' ll find her in a couple of days.
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You know what your problem is?
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You think negatively.
You' re a very negative person.
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I mean, you got to believe in something.
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What do they believe in the... What church?
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Dutch Reformation.
It' s a Calvinist denomination.
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Do they believe in reincarnation?
I believe in reincarnation.
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They believe in the TULIP.
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What the crap?
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It' s an acronym.
It comes from the Canons of Dort.
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Every letter stands
for different beliefs like...
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Are you sure you want to hear this?
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Yeah, please go on. I' m a Venusian myself.
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Well, "T" stands for Total Depravity.
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All men, through original sin,
are totally evil and incapable of good.
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"All my works are as filthy rags
in the sight of the Lord".
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That' s what the Venusians call
negative moral attitudes.
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Well, be that as it may.
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"U" stands for Unconditional Election.
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God has chosen a certain number of people
to be saved, the elect.
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And he' s chosen them
from the beginning of time.
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"L" is for Limited Atonement.